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Dumpster Fire Goblin Party Vinyl FigureTHOU SHALT NOT HALT THE TRASH GOBLIN! Lo! The noble artisans of 100% Soft have joined forces with the arcane mischief maker Wizard of Barge to conjure forth a most chaotic relic: the Goblin Party Dumpster Fire a vinyl idol of unholy mirth and refuse born glory! Huzzah! This cursed treasure emerges from the darkest alleys of the realm, bearing a detachable blade, forged for battle amidst the filthiest of piles. Whether thou art scavenging for loot or
THOU SHALT NOT HALT THE TRASH GOBLIN!
Lo! The noble artisans of 100% Soft have joined forces with the arcane mischief-maker Wizard of Barge to conjure forth a most chaotic relic: the Goblin Party Dumpster Fire — a vinyl idol of unholy mirth and refuse-born glory!
Huzzah! This cursed treasure emerges from the darkest alleys of the realm, bearing a detachable blade, forged for battle amidst the filthiest of piles. Whether thou art scavenging for loot or dueling over discarded pizza crusts, this goblin stands ready.
Adorned with enchanted box art by Dakota Cates, the Wizard himself — this is no mere toy, adventurer. It is a summoning of garbage-fueled destiny.
Happy dumpster diving, brave soul. Ages 15 and up
Lo! The noble artisans of 100% Soft have joined forces with the arcane mischief-maker Wizard of Barge to conjure forth a most chaotic relic: the Goblin Party Dumpster Fire — a vinyl idol of unholy mirth and refuse-born glory!
Huzzah! This cursed treasure emerges from the darkest alleys of the realm, bearing a detachable blade, forged for battle amidst the filthiest of piles. Whether thou art scavenging for loot or dueling over discarded pizza crusts, this goblin stands ready.
Adorned with enchanted box art by Dakota Cates, the Wizard himself — this is no mere toy, adventurer. It is a summoning of garbage-fueled destiny.
Happy dumpster diving, brave soul. Ages 15 and up
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★★★★★ 5
Perfect linen pants
Absolutely love these pants. They are high quality material and well made. The legs aren’t too wide and the wide waistband with drawstring is very flattering. Perfect transition piece between seasons but are lightweight enough to wear during the heat of the summer. I liked them so well I bought in three other colors.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 30, 2026
★★★★★ 5
So flattering and comfy!
Fit Type: 31" Inseam, Size: Medium, Color: Deep Khaki
These are so cute and comfy, plus natural fiber. I got the brown and I’m coming back for the khaki. Love!
*I’m 5’8” 136 lbs, got the 31 inch size Medium. They were super big until
washing/drying- still big but I think Small would be too small. They are a very flattering fit, especially with the cute back pockets.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 15, 2026
★★★★★ 4
HIGH waist, correct sizing, ok fabric...NOT SEE THRU!! Cool pants though!
Fit Type: 31" Inseam, Size: Medium, Color: Deep Khaki
If it's a few inches ABOVE my belly button, inseam is correct... but then MED is SUPER baggy in the butt (I have a small butt maybe?) WELL MADE! NOT see thru!! Fabric is kind of stiff, BUT because it's a linen blend, may be beneficial for less wrinkles? 😃 Probably improve if washed. Also tried the small, belly/butt area is better, but super high and a little tight on me. NO off gassing 👏👏👏 Super versatile (dress up or down) Good price.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 23, 2026
★★★★★ 5
70%linen, 30% cotton pants
Fit Type: 31" Inseam, Size: X-Large, Color: Khaki
Linen cotton blend, soft & not see through. I'm 5'4" & 157 lbs, ordered a XL size & they fit perfectly, just a but long. Took me 8-10 minutes to hem, & now they are my go-to summer pants! Elastic + drawstring waist & wide legs look very stylish. I'm very pleased, will probably order more in a different color. I love the natural linen color, but since I see fabric thickness will try in white since summers where I live are triple-digits.
GREAT PANTS for the price!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 17, 2026
★★★★★ 3
These are so-so
Good fit (I’m 5’8”, 215 pounds, and got an XL), cool and light fabric. I wore them on a recent trip to Walt Disney World, and they held up pretty well. They do get wrinkled easily, though, and I was somewhat dismayed to find that the fabric pilled badly in the crotch area (see photo). This was after only one laundering and one vacation where I wore them maybe three days. 😒 I have a feeling that they won’t last for more than one summer season. I expected better for the money, honestly.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2025