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Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt – Dark Humor EMS T-ShirtJust So You Know, Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt T Shirt Sometimes education happens the hard way. This shirt just makes it official. The Just So You Know, Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt tee is blunt, clinical, and signed with authority by the people whove seen enough ER stories to say it with confidence. Designed for EMTs, paramedics, nurses, firefighters, and first responders, this piece leans into dark humor and professional sarcasm
Just So You Know, Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt T-ShirtSometimes education happens the hard way.
This shirt just makes it official.
The “Just So You Know, Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt” tee is blunt, clinical, and signed with authority by the people who’ve seen enough ER stories to say it with confidence.
Designed for EMTs, paramedics, nurses, firefighters, and first responders, this piece leans into dark humor and professional sarcasm — no fluff, no apologies.
It’s not inspirational.
It’s informational.
Why You’ll Love It
Dark humor that only emergency services truly appreciate
Bold, distressed typography with a vintage medical manual vibe
Comfortable, durable fit made for off-duty and station life
Perfect for EMS Week, nurse appreciation, birthdays, or salty coworkers
Designed by The Salty Medic — because you’ve earned the attitude
Fit & Feel
Unisex fit
Soft, breathable fabric
Holds up through real-world wear and repeated washes
Who It’s For
EMTs. Paramedics. Nurses. Firefighters. Law enforcement.
If you’ve ever had to explain anatomy to an adult — this one’s for you.
If you haven’t… maybe stick to motivational quotes.
Welcome to The Salty Medic.
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★★★★★ 5
Perfect sleep socks!
Style: 1 Pair, Color: Stone Cloud
These sleep socks are so soft and comfy. They are perfect for cool weather (and are long enough to tuck in pajamas bottoms). I’m ordering more!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 16, 2026
★★★★★ 5
So soft and warm
Style: 1 Pair, Color: Stone Cloud
We bought these as part of a gift basket for a realtor as a thank you as she was expecting a baby and she absolutely loved wearing them she said they were so warm and cozy and winter
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Reviewed in the United States on April 8, 2026
★★★★★ 5
great addition to bedroom decor, soft and lux
Color: Tie-dye Sage, Size: Throw(50"x60")
I purchased this for my daughter for a gift. The softness Is next level.. The quality is greater than I expected and feels lux. It's thick without being too hot. It's a beautiful addition to their bedroom decor. It had no weird smell or order, and fit just as described. Ive washed a couple times and its holding up great.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 23, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Soft and cozy
Color: Tie-dye Cream Beige, Size: Twin(60"x80")
Recieved last week. The texture is soft and warm. Love it so far. The beige color is a little more greige than I expected but it still goes well with my decor.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2026
★★★★★ 5
You won't find a softer throw blanket!!
Color: Tie-dye Khaki, Size: Throw(50"x60")
What a luxurious throw blanket. It is SO SOFT and SO WARM!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2026