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Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt – Dark Humor EMS T-ShirtJust So You Know, Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt T Shirt Sometimes education happens the hard way. This shirt just makes it official. The Just So You Know, Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt tee is blunt, clinical, and signed with authority by the people whove seen enough ER stories to say it with confidence. Designed for EMTs, paramedics, nurses, firefighters, and first responders, this piece leans into dark humor and professional sarcasm
Just So You Know, Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt T-ShirtSometimes education happens the hard way.
This shirt just makes it official.
The “Just So You Know, Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt” tee is blunt, clinical, and signed with authority by the people who’ve seen enough ER stories to say it with confidence.
Designed for EMTs, paramedics, nurses, firefighters, and first responders, this piece leans into dark humor and professional sarcasm — no fluff, no apologies.
It’s not inspirational.
It’s informational.
Why You’ll Love It
Dark humor that only emergency services truly appreciate
Bold, distressed typography with a vintage medical manual vibe
Comfortable, durable fit made for off-duty and station life
Perfect for EMS Week, nurse appreciation, birthdays, or salty coworkers
Designed by The Salty Medic — because you’ve earned the attitude
Fit & Feel
Unisex fit
Soft, breathable fabric
Holds up through real-world wear and repeated washes
Who It’s For
EMTs. Paramedics. Nurses. Firefighters. Law enforcement.
If you’ve ever had to explain anatomy to an adult — this one’s for you.
If you haven’t… maybe stick to motivational quotes.
Welcome to The Salty Medic.
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★★★★★ 5
The casa is wonderfully made and the keyboard is perfect
Color: Yellow
I love it , it works so well
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Reviewed in the United States on May 9, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Very sparkly!
Color: Pink
My iPad fits perfectly with only a small issue that it pops out in the corners easily if not careful. I am a gently user anyway so that’s a non issue for me. It’s easy to keep clean, the keyboard and mouse work flawlessly and were easy to connect.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 25, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Bling Bling
Color: Blue
I’m absolutely loving this iPad case with the wireless keyboard and mouse! The first thing that caught my eye was the gorgeous glittery blue color — it looks so stylish and unique without being over the top. The case feels sturdy and protective while still being lightweight and easy to carry.
The keyboard connects quickly and types smoothly, making it perfect for work, school, or just browsing online. The wireless mouse is a great bonus and makes using the iPad feel much more like a laptop. I also love that the stand holds the iPad at a comfortable viewing angle for typing or watching videos.
Everything charges easily, setup was simple, and the battery life has been great so far. Overall, this set completely upgraded my iPad experience and looks beautiful at the same time. Definitely recommend if you want something functional, protective, and cute
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Just pay for it !
Color: Yellow, Color: Yellow
I love it! It’s super cute and cool! Love that it can light up the keyboard different colors. The keyboard and mouse have no issues with connection. It’s Sturdy and it’s def worth it!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 23, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Exactly as advertised, works great!
Color: Green
Fits new iPad perfectly, relatively easy to get in & out of holder. Keyboard is easy to use and satisfyingly clicky. Mouse and keyboard synced up with the iPad immediately, no issues. Sparkly color is Kermit-green and exactly what I wanted.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 25, 2026
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