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The Oracle: Tough Decisions Made Poorly (DELUXE EDITION)Making decisions is hard. Making good decisions is even harder er. Luckily, The Oracle is here to take away your fear of making bad choices. Instead, our patented system replaces your free will with pure randomness. By using The Oracle, bad choices arent your fault*. For example, lets imagine that youd like to go bungee jumping but are too scared to try. Instead of making an informed decision, why not let The Oracle decide? Instead of being paralyzed
Making decisions is hard. Making good decisions is even harder-er.
Luckily, The Oracle is here to take away your fear of making bad choices. Instead, our patented system replaces your free will with pure randomness. By using The Oracle, bad choices arenÕt your fault*.
For example, letÕs imagine that youÕd like to go bungee jumping but are too scared to try. Instead of making an informed decision, why not let The Oracle decide? Instead of being paralyzed by indecisiveness, you can be paralyzed by severe neck trauma!
How does it work? Simple. Whenever youÕve got a question with a Yes or No answer, simply ask it aloud then flip to a random page in this book. The Oracle will then give you the best possible advice (with a 50% chance of giving you the worst possible advice). When you use The Oracle, something happens. ThatÕs our guarantee!
* Any decisions using this book your own fault. We will not be held liable for injury, death, embarrassment, hilarity, or anything else caused by these decisions.
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