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Absolutely Golden

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Absolutely Golden"D. Foy is an American hero and this book will slay you." Sarah Gerard "Pure, mind blowing enchantment." Nelly Reifler "Gyrates seamlessly between the hilarious and profound." Augustus Rose "Full of extraordinary, richly drawn characters in supremely memorable situations." Christine Sneed "Its bawdy characters will enchant you; the vitality of D. Foy's prose will make you weep." Courtney Maum It's 1973, and a thirty something widow has been cajoled by

"D. Foy is an American hero and this book will slay you." --Sarah Gerard

"Pure, mind-blowing enchantment." --Nelly Reifler

"Gyrates seamlessly between the hilarious and profound." --Augustus Rose

"Full of extraordinary, richly-drawn characters in supremely memorable situations." --Christine Sneed

"Its bawdy characters will enchant you; the vitality of D. Foy's prose will make you weep." --Courtney Maum

It's 1973, and a thirty-something widow has been cajoled by a young hippie parasite into financing their vacation to a nudist colony in the Northern California mountains. The night before their departure, however, she arrives home to learn that she and this man will be accompanied by the stripper on his lap. At Camp Freedom Lake, the trio meet a womanizing evangelist, a bumbling Zen gardener, and a pair of aging drug-addled swingers from Holland. Together, they're catapulted through one improbable event after the other, each stranger than the last, until finally the woman who was dominated by her fear of past and future finds herself reveling in the great here and now.

D. Foy's Absolutely Golden is a radical departure from his two previous novels, Made to Break and Patricide. It's comic, ebullient, magic, light, gently surrealistic. It's rollicking, effervescent, slyly profound. But more, this brisk tale offers a kaleidoscopic look at parts of the 1970s we haven't often seen in fiction--nudism, New Age philosophy, Eastern religion, the occult, swingers culture, California culture, and then some.

Best of all, Foy tells his story in the guise of a woman obsessed with the notion that she'll never find another man until she's rid of what she believes to be a mysterious curse. As if written in the marriage of Vladimir Nabokov, Renata Adler, and Ana s Nin, her words transport us from doubt, despair, and dread into states of increasing wonder and euphoria.



Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Stalking Horse Press
Published: 09/12/2017
ISBN: 9780998433967
Pages: 202
Weight: 0.37lbs
Size: 7.00h x 4.25w x 0.46d
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Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
Survives 7 months so far.
Color: Christmas Consuela, Size: Large Dog
It is still intact after nearly 7 months of constant play. My blue heeler normally destroys toys in just a few weeks. Consuela has exceeded expectations of survival with an extremely chewy, destruction prone dog.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 6, 2026
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D. Thomas
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 4
Short-lived but much enjoyed as a chew toy
Color: Consuela the Cactus - Large, Size: Large Dog
I bought two of these for my "granddogs" in the size for Large dogs. The German Shepherd-mix stole the one intended for the border collie-mix and had both toys halfway destroyed within a day--I'm pretty sure they didn't survive much longer after that. Much enjoyed! Maybe I should've bought the Extra Large size, because the Large barely fit in her mouth and she wanted to play tug-of-war, so there wasn't much for me to grab onto. Then the border collie wanted in on the action (she's older, so she needed help tugging!) but there wasn't enough material for her to grab onto without accidentally sinking her teeth into me instead.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 9, 2025
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Ryan Davisson
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Best dog toy!
Color: Air Head, Size: Large Dog, Color: Air Head, Size: Large Dog
I got this toy for my dog who loves squeakers not only is it a two in one it actually has three toys inside which I think is amazing!! 10/10 recommend
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Reviewed in the United States on June 11, 2026
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Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Love all the Barkbox toys
Color: Christmas Consuela, Size: Large Dog
This is our third "Consuela"! Our dogs LOVE these toys, and they are the most durable we can find for our heavy chewers. They really like the ball inside as well. Highly, highly recommend these toys. I won't be buying other toys anymore, just barkbox.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 27, 2026
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billy
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
My dog is a toy destroyer
Color: Consuela the Cactus - Large, Size: Large Dog, Color: Consuela the Cactus - Large, Size: Large Dog
I’ve had a hard time trying to find toys that my dog, Zara loves because she’s actually very picky. Ive gotten plenty of Kong toys that are well known to be indestructible but she wants nothing to do with them. Then I got her ropes and that seemed to be good for a while until she was getting sick in the middle of the night from eating all of the string. Stuffed toys aren’t good because she’ll rip them within seconds and eat all of the stuffing. I felt like I’ll never score the perfect toy for her. I found the three layered cactus toy and decided to give it a go. It’s clearly designed to be ripped and destroyed to get the ball in the middle which is actually really cute and fun to see all of the layers. The cactus arms have stuffing and of course that’s the first thing she went for and ate. I had to watch her and make sure I took the stuffing away before she ate it. And before I knew it, she ate half of the first layer fabric lol once she got through the first layer, all she’s been doing is walking around the house with the toy in her mouth. But now she’s tired and passed out on the couch from all of the fun. This toy won’t last long with a toy destroyer but it sure does give them something to do and it’s a cute toy. I do recommend!!
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Reviewed in the United States on July 26, 2024

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