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David Letterman's New Book ofGet the book that tells the world: "I like to read large print TV tie ins " Top ten wise ass things to say to the clerk as you purchase this book: 10. "Don't bother wrapping it. I'll eat it here." 9. "I can't believe some jerks just go to the library and check out books for free " 8. "MEEEEOW You sell books to kitties, don't you?" 7. "Whoa You must go to Letterman's barber." 6. "You know, they really ought to do one of those Cops type shows about
Get the book that tells the world: "I like to read large-print TV tie-ins " Top ten wise-ass things to say to the clerk as you purchase this book:10. "Don't bother wrapping it. I'll eat it here."
9. "I can't believe some jerks just go to the library and check out books for free "
8. "MEEEEOW You sell books to kitties, don't you?"
7. "Whoa You must go to Letterman's barber."
6. "You know, they really ought to do one of those Cops-type shows about bookstore clerks."
5. "I was going to shoplift this book, but my pants are already full of supermarket steaks."
4. "Do you have a bag or something? I don't want anyone to see me with this."
3. "If this book gives me a paper cut, I'm suing your sorry ass."
2. "Can you Super Size this?"
1. "You gotta sell me some diphthongs, man I'm Hooked on Phonics "
Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Bantam
Published: 10/01/1996
ISBN: 9780553763584
Pages: 176
Weight: 0.62lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.43d
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★★★★★ 3
Mock turtle neck sagged and did not fit well.
Shirt is well made. Collar not so much. Sagged and did not fit well. Donated to Goodwill.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2026
★★★★★ 5
A Difficult to Find T-Shirt
These T-Shirts are nice. A super difficult to find. The manufacturer calls it a mock-turtle neck (MTN). But the collar height is actually a bit shorter than the traditional MTN, which is great. It's closer to a regular T-Shirt that comes all the way to the neckline. And very somt a comfortable. This is the perfect style of T-Shirt to wear under a sportscoat, if desired. Or under a shirt where you want the T-Shirt to show for contrast. Just the right look.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 17, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Sugerencia
Me llego pero el pedido tiene un fuerte mal olor a agua tipo de químico que aún lavandolo no se se va el mal olor . primera ves que me pasa esto
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Reviewed in the United States on March 7, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Nice shirts for the price! But do not recommend for thick body types.
I bought 3 different ones. 2 Mediums and 1 2XL. The mediums fit correct and really nice! Would definitely recommend for the price! More like a exercise material, and sticks to your body shape... Sooo the 2Xl did not fit the person correct. Was so tight... And the strech is to stick to your body... So would not recommend for anyone a bit hefty or fit tbh. But the shirts are good materials and feel nice for a fresh day out or to use as gym clothes!!
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Reviewed in the United States on August 26, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Great Value heat gear material with high neck collar and loose fitting
Color: Black, Size: X-Large
My husband has been looking for mock neck shirts that are comparable to UA heat gear material but that are short sleeve and fit loose to wear under his work uniform. These seemed to have been a good soft quality option and the price is is great.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 4, 2025