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Querida Hija de Puta / Dear BitchDOS AMIGAS, TRES ETAPAS DE LA VIDA, MIL AVENTURAS Y UN FINAL. QU PASA CUANDO ROMPES CON UNA AMIGA? @yosoy_lalimon, la twittera ms cida y pertida de internet, escribe su primera novela. Cuando te deja el novio, se lo cuentas a tu amiga. Cuando el estpido de tu jefe te jode, se lo cuentas a tu amiga. Cuando la vida te sobrepasa, se lo cuentas a tu amiga. Pero cuando cortas con tu mejor amiga a quin se lo cuentas? Es el cumpleaos de Toya y, por primera
DOS AMIGAS, TRES ETAPAS DE LA VIDA, MIL AVENTURAS Y UN FINAL.¿QUÉ PASA CUANDO ROMPES CON UNA AMIGA? @yosoy_lalimon, la twittera más ácida y pertida de internet, escribe su primera novela. Cuando te deja el novio, se lo cuentas a tu amiga. Cuando el estúpido de tu jefe te jode, se lo cuentas a tu amiga. Cuando la vida te sobrepasa, se lo cuentas a tu amiga. Pero cuando cortas con tu mejor amiga... ¿a quién se lo cuentas? Es el cumpleaños de Toya y, por primera vez desde que se conocen, Pepa no va a llamarla. Toya es una hija de puta y Pepa no va a felicitarle porque, por primera vez en su vida, ya no son amigas. Se conocieron con catorce años y, aunque son radicalmente diferentes -Toya siempre ha sido la estrella y Pepa, la estrellada-, enseguida se volvieron inseparables. Sin embargo, tras varios amores de juventud, algunos hijos y dos divorcios, ocurre algo que Pepa no puede, o no quiere, perdonar. En una novela ácida y divertida, La Limón nos lleva desde los años ochenta hasta la actualidad a través de los puntos claves de una amistad. Entre fiestas por Madrid y las comparaciones y los celos que solo se viven con alguien que has conocido desde siempre, nos demuestra que las historias de amor más importantes de nuestra vida, a pesar de lo que digan las películas, siempre son las de amistad. "Querida hija de puta: No he pegado ojo en toda la noche pensando que hoy es tu cumpleaños, y es el primero de muchos que no vamos a pasar juntas. Aun así, he querido felicitarte. Sí, soy así de gilipollas. Aunque me he acordado de ti a diario durante los últimos meses, hoy no te puedo sacar de mi cabeza. Llevo todo el día pensando en todo lo que hemos vivido, desde el día que nos conocimos hasta el maldito día que decidiste portarte como una zorra conmigo". ENGLISH DESCRIPTION TWO FRIENDS, THREE PHASES OF LIFE, A THOUSAND ADVENTURES AND AN ENDING. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A FRIENDSHIP ENDS? The first novel by @yosoy_lalimon, Twitter's most irreverent and acerbic influencer. When you break up with your boyfriend, you cry to your best friend. When your idiot boss treats your unfairly, you vent to your best friend. When life passes you by, you commiserate with your best friend. But when your best friend dumps you... who can you tell? It's Toya's birthday and, for the first time since they met, Pepa doesn't care. Toya is a bitch and Pepa isn't going to call her because, for the first time in their lives, they aren't friends. They met for the first time when they were fourteen and, although they are very different - Toya is the star and Pepa, star-crossed - they've been inseparable ever since. But now, countless adventures, several children and two divorces later, something has happened that Pepa can't, or won't, forgive. In this sharp and funny novel, La Limón takes us from the 1980s through the present day, grounded in key moments in Toya and Pepa's friendship. Through the Madrid party scene and the jealousy you feel only for someone you've known forever, we discover that, no matter what the movies say, the most important love stories of our lives are our friendships.
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