I'm Ready for Oligarchy
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I'm Ready for Oligarchy

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I'm Ready for OligarchyWhen your friends start going on about how they're going to vote for Hillary Clinton this coming election, you can wear your shirt and explain how big of a free speech support she is when you tell them how she tried to ban this shirt. Less than 6 months after defeating the NSA and DHS in a federal free speech case, Hillary's Super PAC issued cease and desists for this parody we made when news came out that there was a good chance that Jeb Bush and

When your friends start going on about how they're going to vote for Hillary Clinton this coming election, you can wear your shirt and explain how big of a free speech support she is when you tell them how she tried to ban this shirt.

Less than 6 months after defeating the NSA and DHS in a federal free speech case, Hillary's Super PAC issued cease and desists for this parody we made when news came out that there was a good chance that Jeb Bush and Hillary would be running for president. All hell broke loose. Needless to say, when we threatened to take Hillary PAC to court to defend their insane attack on free speech and parody, they backed down about 10 minutes before the deadline. So forevermore we'll look at this shirt as a token of victory against political bullies. And no, we're not ready for oligarchy, even if we're already in one.

Enjoy the feel of 100% fine jersey cotton against your skin. This unisex shirt is ringspun. It’s medium weight and has a contemporary, but true-to-size fit. 

  • Fine ringspun cotton jersey
  • Modern cut - size one up for a looser fit
  • Double stitched
  • Machine wash cold, inside out
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Easy to assemble. Lights are very bright. Very sturdy even with terrible storms it's still working and bright
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