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Invest in America Buy a Congressman Long Sleeve TeeWashingtons favorite investment strategy finally gets the merch it deserves. This long sleeve tee celebrates the only truly bipartisan program in American history: selling the country to the highest bidder. Our two patriotic mascots are dressed to impress, showered in donor cash, and ready to pass whatever bill their sponsors slide across the table. Soft as a lobbyists handshake. Honest as C SPAN on mute. A perfect shirt for anyone who prefers their
Washington’s favorite investment strategy finally gets the merch it deserves.
This long sleeve tee celebrates the only truly bipartisan program in American history: selling the country to the highest bidder. Our two patriotic mascots are dressed to impress, showered in donor cash, and ready to pass whatever bill their sponsors slide across the table.
Soft as a lobbyist’s handshake. Honest as C-SPAN on mute. A perfect shirt for anyone who prefers their satire accurate and their politicians bought fair and square.
Throw it on, walk into any room, and watch people do a double-take. Some will laugh. Some will wince. Congressional staffers will suddenly need to “check their phone.”
That’s the magic.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
Size guide
| SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 | 25 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 | 26 ¼ |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 | 26 ⅞ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 | 27 ½ |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 | 28 ⅛ |
| SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | CHEST TO FIT (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 | 65 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 | 66.6 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 | 68.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 | 69.9 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 | 71.4 |
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★★★★★ 1
Nice if the suction cups wouldn't have been deformed
Size: 7.125 x 2.875, Color: Brushed Metal
Update: The one I received had two suction cups deformed and wouldn't stick to the side of the sink. Realized this after placing it. Unreturnable.
Perfect size. A little wider than the rest. Replacing my last one that didn't rust for years. It was fine except the hard water made the suction cups not stick otherwise it was lasting for years.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 2, 2026
★★★★★ 5
3 suction cups that can hold a bottle of dish soap and a scrubber.
Size: 7.125 x 2.875, Color: Brushed Metal
Heavy Duty
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Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Needs modification to work correctly.
Size: 7.125 x 2.875, Color: Brushed Metal, Size: 7.125 x 2.875, Color: Brushed Metal
It is okay, but the brushes fall through the holes' making them hard to retrieve. The only way to get them out of the holder is to pull up on the bristles or push the handle from the bottom. Both don't work well. My solution is simple, just install a "stop" below the holes. My solution is ugly but works. It took me about 15 minutes to modify.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 4, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Quality and design 👍
Size: 7.125 x 2.875, Color: Brushed Metal
Fit great in our kitchen sink, good quality , very good design.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 9, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Size was perfect
Size: 7.125 x 2.875, Color: Black
It's a perfect size for my sink. Well made. I can fit my handle dish scrubber, a sink stopper, a sponge and a scrubber in to comfortably.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 22, 2026